Got a bone to pick with you.

Paris Hilton ! What is it for ? What does it do ? Why is it in my morning paper every bloody day ? Why cant you keep it in a locked box in Death valley or somewhere ? We have enough worthless, pointless, useless so-called celebrities of our own thank you very much.
And another thing Bon bloody-Jovi. Why have you allowed him out ?
That's better. I think the medication is finally kicking in.
 
Have a nice day, my most excellent American cousins.

I suppose some are intrigued with the adventures of the filthy rich but I am not. Britney Spears is the one I would like to see go away......a mental case indeed and sucks up more headlines than the law allows.

I'm a firm believer that stupid people shouldn't breed.

i don't understand what paris hilton ever did to make herself so popular, wow her parents are rich

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I'm a firm believer that stupid people shouldn't Inbreed.

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I suppose some are intrigued with the adventures of the filthy rich but I am not. Britney Spears is the one I would like to see go away......a mental case indeed and sucks up more headlines than the law allows.

she too sullies my reading matter every day.

Queen song "I'm in love with my car" should be your theme tune

Paris Hilton is so popular because people in America are obsessed with the mega rich, and most people think she is hot.  Personally I think she always looks like somebody punched her in the eye. That one eye is always half closed while the other one is all the way open. I guess her mom must have drank when she was pregnant with her or maybe dropped her as a baby or something.  Now all she is good for is:

Jon!!!!!   That's not "proper"!!!!!   You're in the presance of a Geordie, for crying out loud!!!!

Calm down Falkore, you know you like it

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Paris Hilton is so popular because people in America are obsessed with the mega rich, and most people think she is hot.  Personally I think she always looks like somebody punched her in the eye. That one eye is always half closed while the other one is all the way open. I guess her mom must have drank when she was pregnant with her or maybe dropped her as a baby or something.  Now all she is good for is:

I must know how you did that "mobile"

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Jon!!!!!   That's not "proper"!!!!!   You're in the presance of a Geordie, for crying out loud!!!!

We are still partly human, you know. Superior but we can still breed with you.

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I must know how you did that "mobile"

 
Haha...It's a smiley I copied and pasted from another forum.

Dude!!!!   I only breed with women!!!!!     ...... and I never said that Geordians were human or superior, just proper!

Mobile???   Jon's sitting on his arse looking out the window at the lake considering doing a little work ..... and hawring here instead.

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Jon's sitting on his arse looking out the window at the lake considering doing a little work ..... and hawring here instead.

 
However I may not be able to look at the lake forever.  The CEO of the company said last week that we are going to try to sell the building.  Even though it is paid off, they do not feel that it "looks enough like a financial institution."  So they want to move us out to a more ritsy county (which would make my drive to work absolute hell - it will make a 15 mile trip take 1 hour to drive versus the 13 miles and 20 minutes I currently drive).  The more boneheaded thing about it is, they want to rent an office space.  They already OWN this one!  Why on earth would they want to rent and throw money down the crapper!

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Paris Hilton is so popular because people in America are obsessed with the mega rich, and most people think she is hot.  Personally I think she always looks like somebody punched her in the eye. That one eye is always half closed while the other one is all the way open. I guess her mom must have drank when she was pregnant with her or maybe dropped her as a baby or something.  Now all she is good for is:

 
 
I always thought the same thing. WTF is up with her one eye!?!?!

LOL ..... now you know!!!!!    I guess Jon's emoticon is good clarification on that point so maybe not improper.

I wish I knew, but I loved that episode of South Park where they exploited it!  Then her and Mr. Slave got into the "Whose a bigger wh*** contest."  I laughed so hard!

^^ LOL I loved that one.
 
Paris playing the role of Lemiwinks.

thanks Jon!!!!   now I have to find that southpark!!!!

Haha! Yeah and Paris buys Butters from his parents and dresses him in a teddy bear suit to keep as her pet, since her Chihuahua's had all committed suicide! ROFL!

LOL .... definately gonna have to see it!!!

I hate celebrities and the magazines that go along with them.  I dont hate them as a person, just how they complain about people stalking/following them when they know 100% beforehand that if they "make it big" they will have a surge of reporters and people following them religiously and then when they do something illegal they get off the hook.  Those judges and officers who allow that need to be removed from their position...things like that should not be tollerated based on a persons status.

I also hate people who care about the lives of celebrities or buy magazines such as Teen People or crap like that.  When I see people do that or talk about their lives the only thing I can think of is what a waste of breath, your life must really suck to be that infatuated with a celebrity, and lastly who cares.  Its another person.  You abviously need a life instead of catching up on someone elses.

people like paris because shes a hot, rich spoiled girl that made a sex tape.

and LX005sp, youve been waiting to use that smiley, havnt you?

Take that back ^ - she is not hot, never was, nor will she ever be, "hot".
 
"That's hot"