Got a bone to pick with you. - Page 2

Now children, play nice or you will be sent to bed without a story.

Hey man ..... I pwn the storytime thread ....... and there haven't been any new ones in a while 

Paris hilton is a posthawr without the posting. Just ignore her. She has no talent except being born into a rich family. She can't act, she can't sing, and she can't dance. All she can do is make a movie called "A night in paris" and unknowingly sell it.

I must admit, tho, that seeing those with "it all" falling facefirst into their own puke at the fancy night clubs is
fairly amusing.  I also like our little wiki of Paris being synonomous with Wh**e.
 
I bet she's all slatched out as well.

What did that mean? I've no clue as to what you said!?

Have you ever been to the Paris Hilton Cave? I haven't, but I heard it is wide and everything in it feels like a slip-n-slide.

Yeah, a S 'N S with herpes.
 
Ask the UrbanDictionary online, or picture a two day old bloody axewound.
 
Where the heck is the storytime thread!?! I searched and got nothing but tech posts.

is there any tread on the tires or is like throwing a hot dog down a slippery hallway?

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ORIGINAL: RTexasF

What did that mean? I've no clue as to what you said!?

 Either did I Tex..what up da sead yo!

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Paris Hilton is so popular because people in America are obsessed with the mega rich, and most people think she is hot.  Personally I think she always looks like somebody punched her in the eye. That one eye is always half closed while the other one is all the way open. I guess her mom must have drank when she was pregnant with her or maybe dropped her as a baby or something.  Now all she is good for is:

bukkake on HAF?  lol   nice emoticon.  I wonder how many bukkake's paris has been involved in?

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ORIGINAL: 00AccordLX5spd

Paris Hilton is so popular because people in America are obsessed with the mega rich, and most people think she is hot.  Personally I think she always looks like somebody punched her in the eye. That one eye is always half closed while the other one is all the way open. I guess her mom must have drank when she was pregnant with her or maybe dropped her as a baby or something.  Now all she is good for is:

bukkake on HAF?  lol   nice emoticon.  I wonder how many bukkake's paris has been involved in?

I think we are all being very cruel to this poor girl, she is just misunderstood. Didn't she announce that she was going to Africa to eradicate hunger and disease, and afterwards she was going to bring about world peace. We should all offer our support in her efforts.

I believe she was going to offer the world "a Piece".

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I belive she was going to offer the world "a Piece".

Ah ! Now I understand.

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I believe she was going to offer the world "a Piece".

 
Awesome!  ROFL!

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Yeah, a S 'N S with herpes.

Ask the UrbanDictionary online, or picture a two day old bloody axewound.

Where the heck is the storytime thread!?! I searched and got nothing but tech posts.

Storytime with Falkore Thread!!!!

al - Qaeda read HAF. They are planning to blow up Paris. Must be more careful what I write in future.

She may blow them.........up.

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She may blow them.........up.

Texas, your allegations about that sweet young lady are outrageous. I think you should post an apology.

About as much chance as your local temperature being 37c tomorrow.

We've had 37f here ..... close enough!!!   Now let's here it Tex!!!!!

Believe it or not it's 40f here today! Not often that happens this far south.

In the 20's...feels like the teens....
 
in NE Ohio

3f in MN, windchill of -15f. Beat that!

http://www.antarcticconnection.com/antarctic/stations/southpole.shtml

It is currently -28c at the south pole.  That is -18.4F ...... actual temperature ...... I think that beats you finch ...... and it's summer down there!!!!

Ah ! the power of the Norse gods.