accord4sroy
10/20/2007 11:44:31 AM
I just saw the new Ridgeline commercial and it had none other than Chuck Norris! Great stuff!
sir_nasty
10/20/2007 1:25:00 PM
If you can see chuck, he can see you and you're about to be dead....
j_man_honda
10/20/2007 4:23:55 PM
Chuck Norris counted to infinty.....Twice
accord4sroy
10/20/2007 7:15:08 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits.
accord4sroy
10/20/2007 7:16:10 PM
Ditto. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
nafango2
10/22/2007 7:30:13 PM
Guns dont kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
When the bogey man goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is suing NBC. He claims "Law and Order" are the trademarked names of his right and left legs.
Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
and my personal favorite:
The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
accord4sroy
10/24/2007 10:45:23 PM
The first rule might as well be the only rule! LOL! Sir you started a monster.
accord4sroy
10/24/2007 10:46:04 PM
As in Sir Nasty started a monster thread.
