Storytime with Falkore!!!! - Page 4

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It looked to me like the RX7 guy got away scott free.

He did.  Luckily, Jazz is ok.  He still rides and has 3 Ninja's and an AMG.  His main bike carries a memorial to one of his friends that wasn't so lucky.  Here are some pics.






Another Jazz story ..... one I don't know.



He's got a cool job!

So when I was in high school one of my buddies had an old Pulman train car (the sleeper kind) that had been half restored sitting out in the woods near a lake.  It had power and everything (no A/C though).  Anyways when it would get colder outside we used to go out there all the time on weekends so we could get drunk and ride 4 wheelers (not at the same time of course) without any "adult supervision."  Every now and then my buddy's parents would come out there to see how we were doing.  They were cool with us drinking out there as long as no one drove anywhere.  So anyways we are sitting out there and we are waiting for one of my friends to show up with his girlfriend.  He had a white Ford F150 with very loud straight pipes (no cats, no mufflers.)  So I've got a decent amount of booze in me and it is getting dark out.  We see some lights coming - it's a Ford F150.  I proceed to pull my pants down and bend over, in an attempt at a great moonin.  The truck approaches......all of a sudden I realize.....no loud pipes.  It was my buddy's mom and dad.  So there I am pants down in their headlights. 
Luckily, they are some of the coolest parents I knew back then.  My buddy's mom mentioned I needed a razor, along with a few other comments.
She told that story to my wife the first time she met her.  She asked if I ever got a razor. 

did you?

LOL .... you seem to get caught with your pants down a lot!  Maybe you need to join a nudist colony so it's not unexpected!  I bet it's warm enough in MS for it!!!

maybe its called the dirty south cause there's this insurance adjuster who walks around all the time with his ass hanging out.

Very funny.  Those are actually the only 2 times I can think of when I was caught with my pants down.  And no, I never got a razor.  Au-natural

so is your ass like velcro then?  would you stick to a couch if you were to sit on it au-natural?

It's actually not all that hairy.  Just in the crack.

wow.  what else can you say to that.
 
wow.

Hey....you asked

Smag, you should know better than to ask Jon something like that ...... you know he's not going to hold anything back!!!!

Jon, thanks for the mental picture ..... uuugh!    Didn't a comedian do a skit about porn and "hairy bobbing man ass"?

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....  A Giant Eagle Shoping Mart:
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this past summer I went with my gf to visit some of her family 6 hours away in Johnstown, PA.  We passed the Giant Eagle and my girlfriend points and yells, "Look, the Spread Eagle!" ..... now that's it's permanent name!  This store comes up a lot in conversation with that part of her family since that is where her cousin was struck by lightening ..... a whole other story .....

Struck by lightening, blown 25 feet away, burns on ~80% of her body, bra underwire fused to her ribcage, a month in intensive care and she's fine and jokes about it.  This girl works at a crafts store and she was listening to a woman b***ch**g that her hot glue gun burned her, so she pulls up her sleeve and goes, "Look what mine did to me!!!"  The woman almost fainted.

Dang, struck by lightning would seriously suck.  i had a high school football coach who was struck by lightning (not really directly, he was touching an iron gate when the fence was struck, the electricity jumped through and knocked him about 20 feet or so backwards - he weighs about 300lbs).  Anyways, any time he heard the slightest bit of thunder during football practice, he would immediately cancel practice and run off the field.
 
"The Spread Eagle" ROFL!  That's great.  Kind of reminds me of a buddy of mine who used to speed all the time.  Once he was driving with this girl in his car and she starts yelling "Official car! Official car!" And he's like "What in the hell is an official car?" Then he see's it's a cop.  He got a nice fat speeding ticket. He forever blamed it on her.
"Spread Eagle" is definitely better than that though.  Priceless!

She had to be an import   Around here it's cop, fuzz, 5-0, pig, bacon, oinker or OH CRAP!!!!

Haha, no, actually she's just an idiot.  Born in the good ol' South.  There are a lot of idiots down here.

Check this out ..... I just thought it was cool.....ish.  Someone has a lot of time on their hands to come up with this!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

OMG  That was one of the biggest wastes of my time today.  Dangit Falkore
 
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LOL .... I've been really bored today .... not much I can do and barely any problems for me to give my $0.02 on today.

and I did say that I thought it was "cool ..... ish"  aka.... kinda cool, but not enough to just be "cool"


....... and who said that you had to finish watching it!!!!

i thought that video was cool. waste of time, but cool.

These stories are great!! I wanted to tell you guys a few stories from back when I was in high school. When I was a senoir in high school I had a friend named Travis. He decided to bring some super glue to school one day. I found him and his other friends out in the hall that morning standing around a water fountain. They looked liked they were up to no good. Apparently they took the super glue and put some on the little button on the water fountain. The bell rang for class so I didn't get to stick around and see what was going to happen. Later on in the day I had english class with Travis and he still had the super glue. That fool started gluing whatever he could think of. He took the glue and glued his shoe to the floor he had a really hard time getting his shoe unglued from the floor. It was so bad that he ended up tearing a hole into the bottom of his shoe and there was part of his soul still glued on the floor. I almost peed in my pants.. I still laugh so hard thinking about it. He was really mad at me for continuing to laugh at him when he couldn't get his shoe up off the floor. He didn't stop there. He started gluing pennies to his finger tips. The pennies didn't want to come off either. He pulled them one by one off each finger and had a curse word to say each time. After that he glued his foot onto the desk in front of him and he kept kicking the desk around . He had a hard time getting the desk off his shoe. He almost lost another peice of the soul of his shoe. He was so stupid but very funny. I had a friend in high school and her name was Amy. One night at her house a skunk crawled under her home and sprayed everything(or maybe it died I don't know). The next morning she came to school she smelled so bad. It was a crazy skunky smell and people where whispering behind her back So I told her but when I did another friend of mine, Jason, started to make me laugh. I couldn't help it. I just told her that she should go home. So she went home but she was mad at me because I couldn't control my laughing. I did appoligize. Then there was this guy named Chris in my english class when I was sophmore. Some repair guys had a ladder in out class that led up into the ceiling. Our class had the big ceiling tiles that you can move to get up into the rafters. So this Chris gets up on the ladder and replaces the tile that was opened and he hides up there. The teacher comes in the class and she askes where is Chris. We are all about the bust out laughing. Then she says you all act like he is going to fall from the ceiling. I sware to you that when she said that he did. Two tiles came crashing down and Chris had fallen and was stuck up there. He was alright. He just scraped up his arm. But outside our door was the assistant pricipal that had been talking to our teacher before this happened. Chris was so busted. My school and the people in it were such kooks.   

That reminds me of my senior year of HS.  I was in the "infamous" eigth (last) period english class with an old teacher that should have retired about 5 years before then.  One kid in class used to take mostly dead rolls of tape from the sports trainers room and make a ball out of them to play with during class.  One day, the teacher was writing on the board and this kid whips the tapeball (that's between baseball and softball size) across the room and bounces of halfway back off of an empty 4-drawer file cabinet.  The teacher threw a fit and wound up leaving!  Early end of the day!!!!

most of my HS stories involve LOTS of swearing, mostly by teachers, sex, and drugs. Not taken by me BTW. so there not exactly safe for this place. and would be severly watered downed to the point of not being funny.

mmmm .... yeah ..... that same kid and a friend that is no longer with us used to take tylenols during class that were dipped in liquid acid.  The 2 also used to also snort bumps of coke off their hands ..... passing a hat back and forth during class.  The friend of his died from a heroin overdose.

one of my friends at purdue used superglue to secure all the items on his food tray to the tray.  it pissed off the dishwashers something fierce.

now thats comedy, id like to see the look on their faces when he puts the tray back and they try get the plates off of it.