YeuEmMaiMai
10/8/2006 2:59:58 AM
Moron of the week award goes to the following:
Leon Howard Matter was arrested in Sandusky, Ohio, in August for sending a letter containing "anthrax" (though it turned out to be harmless powder) to the local FBI office. He told agents the reason he did it was because he was facing earlier child pornography charges and didn't want to go to prison for that because he'd get beaten up. Threatening the FBI, he reasoned, has a better cachet. [WKYC-TV (Cleveland)-AP, 8-9-06]
Dumbass of the week award goes to the following:
At the York Crown Court in England in September, Antonia Pearson-Gaballonie, 36, was convicted of having enslaved a 26-year-old housekeeper from 1997 to 2005 despite her defense that the woman had actually been earning the equivalent of about $55 a week during that time and that all she had to have done was ask for it, but she never did. [BBC News, 9-8-09]
What the fudgesickle?
In an August rafting tournament on the Vuoksa River near St. Petersburg, Russia, which used only inflatable dolls of the kind typically sold in adult boutiques, Igor Osipov, 40, was
disqualified upon finishing the race when (according to a report by Moscow News) observers "saw signs of recent sexual activity on (Osipov)'s doll." [Moscow News, 8-28-06] whahahhaha that was just too funny to pass up
Trav20
10/8/2006 5:57:09 PM
lol that is way too funny
Slusher
10/9/2006 2:43:20 AM
"recent activity", what was there like a slick on top of the water behind him? Humans...
