Working out today

So, I was working out today and while I was talking with someone, this random guy comes and starts saying instead of moving your jaw too much work out.  If you want to be big then stop moving your jaw or that will become big.  And, this is no joke from this guy.  How weird? I was pretty pissed.  Funniest part is the guy I was with didn't even say anything! I have noticed this random guy for a few weeks and he would look at me funny too.  Anyways, big guy who apparently knows taekwondo (found this out by asking this guy at the front desk my good detective skills lol).  But, anyways yeah what a weeny!

The guy at the front desk thought that this guy could take on Chuck Norris.  Actually, he thought that this guy would even beat Chuck Norris! First impression of that guy is well he is rude and has a huge ego!

Yeah, lets pick on someone that isn't here to become big, but lets give him crap anyways.  Anyways, hope this keeps some people entertained.  And, I hope that noone else has to go through this crap!

next time you see the guy, tell him to pick one of the three doors.  here is what is behind the doors
 
Door # 1:

 
Door #2

 
Door #3
 

 
Report back on what he picks please.

Take chuck norris to the gym the next time..JK...I personally would bring 2 of my buddies to the gym, if he says anything smarta** to you, ask him what his problem is and to f*** off. If he jumps you, atleast you will have 2 buds to help ya. If youre brave, youll do it alone. I would

hey thanks for the reply.  i say we teabag him and dump him in a bunch of manure! lol! i like your teabagging as well, although since he offended me we should go with door # 1 with the trombone.

so, um, yeah...are, uh....you volunteering to be....the instrument?

also, is anyone from iowa? just curious and smaglik you piqued my interest since i have neighbors that have similar accords not sure the year but it has to be either 06 or 07.  i know there's a lot of people that probably have two of the same year, but you never know.  anything is possible. is 05 when they changed the lights on the accord (front and back)?

i am a lover not a fighter.  and if he jumped me he would be in trouble with the law.  i don't believe in being a violent person.  apparently that guy might though.  isn't it interesting how much you can pick up after just one encounter or meeting.

no i don't want to be the instrument, but i think i would like to blow it right in that guys face! lol!

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ORIGINAL: accord4sroy

no i don't want to be the instrument, but i think i would like to blow it right in that guys face! lol!

 
haha
 
06 was the year of the refresh (lights changing, etc).
 
My 2 accord family is just temporary.  I have already struck a deal with my father for a trade.  He is getting my SE, I am getting his 95 passport 4x4, plus cash.  He desperately needs something new, and I really want a truck for the snow and the trails around here.  I cant wait!  Already have rims, tires, and ideas for a lift...

no don't give him your brand new car! where are you from? sounds scenic with all those trails.

haha...i am keeping the v6.  its newer, i guess.
 
flagstaff, arizona.

I have lost all respect for anyone who has a "blackbelt" or whatever in any kind of martial arts.  I have seen several "blackbelts" get their @$$ whipped by guys who never even took the first martial arts class.  Don't believe me? Just watch the UFC.  Half of those guys are "blackbelts" and half are just scrappy.  Taking some class with some instructor aint gonna make you tough.  Just ignore the loser and move on.  If you said anything to him it is just lowering yourself to his level.  Just ignore him.  That will get to him worse than if you said anything.  People that talk smack are usually not as tough as they are trying to seem.  That's why they have to talk smack, they are insecure about themselves.  Real tough guys don't say a word.  They only fight if they absolutely have to.  i.e. defending themselves or a loved one.

Yeah, this dude apparently does ultimate fighting as well or the guys that do ultimate fighting let this guy beat up on him.  Anyways, just goes to show that these fighters have an iq of -5.

Thanks for your suggestions.  Yeah, I was feeling pretty bad yesterday (like upset even though I didn't admit it really until I talked with a friend).  Althuogh, I tried to be brief with my friend.  I like hearing from the people on this board the best!

He also could be using steroids.  Causing him to randomly be an A-hole to random people.  if he's taking roids you really don't want to say anything to him either.  Roids can make you not feel pain and feel like superman sometimes. 
If he is using roids though, he will enjoy shrunken private parts, impotence, male patten baldness, body acne, as well as heart trouble and cancer later in life.  Karma's a bi***.

honestly, you know why my response would have been?

Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f***k yourself?

If it makes you feel better, someone pissed me off yesterday also.  I pulled into a gas station next to a Mercedes parked head on by the store.  There are no lines drawn.  I go in and this truck pulls n and tries to squeeze between my car and the gas pump!  There is no room at all, so he comes in and askes whos car it is.  I said it's mine and he tells me that I have to move it, so I told him that he'll have to wait.  He's all pissed off, rambling that I can't park there, so after I find that the store doesn't have what I need, I go to pull out and I can't because now I'm trapped btw the MB, the gas pump (with a car at it) and the truck.  Also, after I moved, he starts yelling for the owner of the bens!  So after some manuvers, I pulled out and let him know that he's a real pain in the @** and that if they don't want people to park there they have to draw lines line any other gas station that isn't run by a bunch of a**ho**s!

This will be copied to my storytime thread.

when stuff like that happens i usually just say "yea ok man whatever" and go back to doing whatever I was before.
i just get on with my life.
no matter where you are there will always be people who are ash-holes...
hey at least you didnt run into this guy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pfm8-zAenek (nsfw)

beef up your accord and race him on the street. humiliate the S*** outta his **BUTT**
then as you're pulling on him, cut him off
that's what i would do
 
Please watch the wording men

I'd probably tell him to mind his own business and f***k off and then if he gets in your face remind him of how much you'd like to have an indentured servant.  When he has no clue what that means, tell him to learn how to read and look it up chump!  If he assaults you, you own him!

Most ppl that talk are just that--all talk. When **PooP** goes down the guy hypin the fight isnt gonna do *POOP* its the guy not sayin nothing thats just watchin everyone else that you gotta worry about...This guy is like a chihuahua...all bark and no bite.

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If he is using roids though, he will enjoy shrunken private parts\

 
Well.....Its pretty obvoious ive never been around steroids before...

yeah!  didn't you know that juicers don't wear tophats!!!   LOL

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ORIGINAL: 00AccordLX5spd


If he is using roids though, he will enjoy shrunken private parts\

Well.....Its pretty obvoious ive never been around steroids before...

put your glasses on.  everything looks bigger then you have 20/60

I guess I started a nice thread.