RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!!

It all happened on Sunday Decemeber 21, 1997. I was riding home from my friend Irfans house at about 4pm. I was in the left lane of I-66 in Northern Virginia when i noticed some guy in a new Mazda RX-7 was tailgating me. I moved out of the way and he flew passed me. I then followed him because i was pissed. Not long after, it became a duel. I got ahead of him through the traffic and then he got a head of me. Then i noticed that his lane and my lane were completely empty. So i got into the left lane and opened up my bike, the bike took off and i was going about 120mph in the left lane while he was in the middle lane. I was catching up to the f**k*r so fast i knew that i would win. As soon as i was about to pass him, i looked at my dashboard and my bike was taching 9000rpm and i was in 5th gear, so roughly i was going 120mph. I was in the left lane catching up to the RX-7 which was in the middle lane. As soon as my front wheel was beside his rear bumper, the f**k*r weaves his car into my lane and hits his brakes until his wheels almost lock up. At that point i had 2 choices, i could of hit his car with my bike and flipped over his car and let him run over me. Or i could just lay my bike down and let it slide underneath his car. I decided to lay it down....

I fell off at 120mph and started rolling on the road. I had on windbreakers which totally got shreaded. My starter jacked had huge holes in it and was smoking when i stopped rolling. My right leg had no skin from the ankle to my a*$. My a*$ even got some road rash. There was gravel engraved in my right hand which had no skin on the palm. Basically I was f**k*d. My helmet cracked. I got up from the wreck and my shoe was full of blood. I got up and i saw my bike about 60 yards away from where I stopped rolling. A guy stops and asks me if i wanted some pants because I was totally naked. My a*$ was hanging out all bloody I dont think any girls would of liked to see it. I was pissed.

The cops came when I was in the operating room and they came up to me and asked me how fast I was going, I had to lie and I told him 75mph. The f**k*r starts laughing at me. The guy reads me my rights while I was on the hospital bed and makes me sign five tickets for the accident. They are:

The court date came around and i was scared as $h!+. It just so happened that there was a witness in court who testified against me. The old man was a witness who saw the whole thing. The judge asks him what he saw and he goes, "I looked out of my right window and see a green RX-7 pass by at a high speed. Then I looked into my rear view mirror and I saw a bat out of hell coming. Then I looked in my side mirror and I saw his body roll pass my car and I look at my speedo and it was reading 70mph. My wife almost had a heart attack seeing the guy pass my car rolling on the concrete."