RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!!
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/17/2007 12:16:17 PM
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falkore24
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It looked to me like the RX7 guy got away scott free.
He did. Luckily, Jazz is ok. He still rides and has 3 Ninja's and an AMG. His main bike carries a memorial to one of his friends that wasn't so lucky. Here are some pics.
Another Jazz story ..... one I don't know.
He's got a cool job!
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/22/2007 1:00:58 PM
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So when I was in high school one of my buddies had an old Pulman train car (the sleeper kind) that had been half restored sitting out in the woods near a lake. It had power and everything (no A/C though). Anyways when it would get colder outside we used to go out there all the time on weekends so we could get drunk and ride 4 wheelers (not at the same time of course) without any "adult supervision." Every now and then my buddy's parents would come out there to see how we were doing. They were cool with us drinking out there as long as no one drove anywhere. So anyways we are sitting out there and we are waiting for one of my friends to show up with his girlfriend. He had a white Ford F150 with very loud straight pipes (no cats, no mufflers.) So I've got a decent amount of booze in me and it is getting dark out. We see some lights coming - it's a Ford F150. I proceed to pull my pants down and bend over, in an attempt at a great moonin. The truck approaches......all of a sudden I realize.....no loud pipes. It was my buddy's mom and dad. So there I am pants down in their headlights.
Luckily, they are some of the coolest parents I knew back then. My buddy's mom mentioned I needed a razor, along with a few other comments.
She told that story to my wife the first time she met her. She asked if I ever got a razor.
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/22/2007 1:14:21 PM
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smaglik
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did you?
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/22/2007 1:24:19 PM
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falkore24
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LOL .... you seem to get caught with your pants down a lot! Maybe you need to join a nudist colony so it's not unexpected! I bet it's warm enough in MS for it!!!
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/22/2007 1:34:39 PM
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smaglik
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maybe its called the dirty south cause there's this insurance adjuster who walks around all the time with his ass hanging out.
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/22/2007 2:34:51 PM
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00AccordLX5spd
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Very funny. Those are actually the only 2 times I can think of when I was caught with my pants down. And no, I never got a razor. Au-natural
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/22/2007 2:39:02 PM
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smaglik
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so is your ass like velcro then? would you stick to a couch if you were to sit on it au-natural?
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/22/2007 2:41:40 PM
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00AccordLX5spd
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It's actually not all that hairy. Just in the crack.
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/22/2007 2:45:13 PM
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wow. what else can you say to that.
wow.
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/22/2007 2:47:38 PM
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00AccordLX5spd
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Hey....you asked
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/23/2007 1:41:20 PM
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falkore24
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Smag, you should know better than to ask Jon something like that ...... you know he's not going to hold anything back!!!!
Jon, thanks for the mental picture ..... uuugh! Didn't a comedian do a skit about porn and "hairy bobbing man ass"?
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/23/2007 1:59:44 PM
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falkore24
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.... A Giant Eagle Shoping Mart:
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this past summer I went with my gf to visit some of her family 6 hours away in Johnstown, PA. We passed the Giant Eagle and my girlfriend points and yells, "Look, the Spread Eagle!" ..... now that's it's permanent name! This store comes up a lot in conversation with that part of her family since that is where her cousin was struck by lightening ..... a whole other story .....
Struck by lightening, blown 25 feet away, burns on ~80% of her body, bra underwire fused to her ribcage, a month in intensive care and she's fine and jokes about it. This girl works at a crafts store and she was listening to a woman b***ch**g that her hot glue gun burned her, so she pulls up her sleeve and goes, "Look what mine did to me!!!" The woman almost fainted.
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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/24/2007 9:05:35 AM
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00AccordLX5spd
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Dang, struck by lightning would seriously suck. i had a high school football coach who was struck by lightning (not really directly, he was touching an iron gate when the fence was struck, the electricity jumped through and knocked him about 20 feet or so backwards - he weighs about 300lbs). Anyways, any time he heard the slightest bit of thunder during football practice, he would immediately cancel practice and run off the field.
"The Spread Eagle" ROFL! That's great. Kind of reminds me of a buddy of mine who used to speed all the time. Once he was driving with this girl in his car and she starts yelling "Official car! Official car!" And he's like "What in the hell is an official car?" Then he see's it's a cop. He got a nice fat speeding ticket. He forever blamed it on her.
"Spread Eagle" is definitely better than that though. Priceless!
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1991 Mustang LX 5.0 Convertible - my daily driver all through college - now sits in my dad''s garage - needs a little TLC
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