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RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/30/2007 11:26:03 AM    00AccordLX5spd Posts: 3797 Joined: 1/16/2007 Status: offline Put some paintballs in your freezer before you play _____________________________ 2000 Accord LX Sedan F23A1 5spd -Short Shift Adapter -eBay SRI w/ K&N 1995 Accord V6 Sedan AT - AKA "the money pit" 1991 Mustang LX 5.0 Convertible - my daily driver all through college - now sits in my dad''s garage - needs a little TLC (in reply to nafango2) Post #: 106

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/30/2007 11:35:53 AM    bssmagik83 Posts: 247 Joined: 3/30/2007 Status: offline Falkore you are the biggest whore! J/K.....How do you get anything done between posts?  _____________________________ 2004 lx V6 Coupe Tein S Tech's KYB GR2 BT Freestyle 18x8/Kumho 711's JBL bp1200.1 Kicker SL7 15" Fujita CAI 6mt front strut bar Magnaflow 14851's with custom pipe (in reply to 00AccordLX5spd) Post #: 107

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/30/2007 12:32:53 PM    Fenix Posts: 824 Joined: 9/1/2006 Status: offline where on the island did you go? cousins paintball? Do they have a field? _____________________________ 04 EX 4cyl 5AT Coupe Fujita CAI Custom Heads & TYC Tails Apexi WS2 Cat Back Exhaust Front Grill Interior LED rods(7color) 20% Tint TSX Intake Manifold DC Ceramic Header Ralco Light Weight Pullies(In Hand) (in reply to bssmagik83) Post #: 108

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 10/30/2007 8:08:08 PM    smaglik Posts: 2594 Joined: 11/1/2006 Status: offline quote: ORIGINAL: bssmagik83 Falkore you are the biggest whore! J/K.....How do you get anything done between posts?  i've wondered that myself...haha  _____________________________ 1987 BMW 635csi 5MT 1995 Honda Passport LX 4WD 6CYL 5MT (in reply to bssmagik83) Post #: 109

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/1/2007 2:09:02 PM    falkore24 Posts: 5545 Joined: 8/16/2007 From: Wayne, NJ Status: offline A few things .... first, pictures!!!!  Yeah, they're kinda crappy since it was really too dark outside, but I wanted to get something up. http://www.hondaaccordforum.com/albumphoto.asp?albumid=117&asortType=3&apage=1 The paintball place was High Velocituy Paint Ball Ltd. in Bayshore (7 outdoor fields!!!).  No frozen paint .... I like my co-workers. Everyone brought extra clothes, but there was nowhere to change ..... I did in front of the bus and most figured out something .... we made a makeshift women's locker room in the back of the bus.  We were the smelliest, dirtiest bunch of wine tasters!!!  But somehow, they loved us!!!!   We really didn't smell that bad by that point ...... max AC on the bus on the way there! After that, we invaded this restaurant, then went back to the city to a bar.  Oh yeah ..... since the vineyard we've been drinking all evening!!!  A case of wine and a handle of vodka with grapefruit juice was killed on the bus. Lastly, I do a lot of my work on paper, so my computer is free to post here!!! (in reply to smaglik) Post #: 110

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/2/2007 8:46:20 AM    bssmagik83 Posts: 247 Joined: 3/30/2007 Status: offline falkore  are those retro projectors?...the cutoff looks nice from what i can see...and is the corner lamp also a projector? what is that? _____________________________ 2004 lx V6 Coupe Tein S Tech's KYB GR2 BT Freestyle 18x8/Kumho 711's JBL bp1200.1 Kicker SL7 15" Fujita CAI 6mt front strut bar Magnaflow 14851's with custom pipe (in reply to falkore24) Post #: 111

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/13/2007 4:04:38 PM    falkore24 Posts: 5545 Joined: 8/16/2007 From: Wayne, NJ Status: offline the projectors are TYC elegante.  The corner isn't a real projector, but is shaped like one.  Take a look at the new pictures! Also, here are some videos 0-60 run with the G-Timer under the hood rev V-AFC2 comes alive!!!    The horizontal scrolling is just the camera 3G from the back < Message edited by falkore24 -- 11/13/2007 4:20:52 PM > _____________________________ 2006 Scion TC (ZPI-18G pending) 2000 V6-AT (RIP 3G) Temp Search thanks to Finch13 (in reply to bssmagik83) Post #: 112

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/19/2007 10:18:35 AM    falkore24 Posts: 5545 Joined: 8/16/2007 From: Wayne, NJ Status: offline Seafoam set off a CEL!!!!!  It went away after 2 days, but I was surprised ..... nobody has posted that from what I read ........ lots of fun smokescreening the neighborhood. I did it at night (purposely) and went to a cul-de-sac to do a few circles ....... WOW that stuff stinks!!! Great results though!   BTW, I did half in the crankcase and half in the brake booster line.  I used a lucas treatment in the fuel. _____________________________ 2006 Scion TC (ZPI-18G pending) 2000 V6-AT (RIP 3G) Temp Search thanks to Finch13 (in reply to falkore24) Post #: 113

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/19/2007 11:08:19 AM    sir_nasty Posts: 6303 Joined: 2/23/2006 Status: offline I need to run some of the seafoam through my old car but I'm afraid to do it with a carbed engine.... Story: I have a buddy who used to put HERB into clear gel capsules and put those into a supplement bottle, no one EVER questioned him and he'd just take his "supplement" once or twice a day. and a few hours later he was relaxed and a bit slow sometimes... *L* _____________________________ 1981 Civic Station Wagon - ROhnda (Really Old Honda) 1981 Honda CB650 Motorcylce - WHEE What More can I say? 2000 Lexus RX 300 - Oooh baby my wife let me drive it once!! Quote: Life''s great but it''s not all beer and skittles (in reply to falkore24) Post #: 114

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/19/2007 2:25:48 PM    xpieceofcralpx Posts: 254 Joined: 9/21/2007 Status: offline there is this girl who agreed to watch her neighbors' dog while they were on vacation..but her duties were poor, and even forgot to feed it one day, and when she found the dog, it died, she didnt know what to do, so she had to call the owners up, and they asked, what happned, of course she doesn't know, so then the owners just told her to take it to the vet, she says ok.  so she looks around the house, and couldnt find anything to put the dead dog in, because of course it wasn't her house, and all she can find was this nice expensive luggage, she had no choice, but she stuffed the dog into it, and headed off to the vet, problem is, she had no car, so she had to use the BART .. so at the BART station, as she was going in, the doors closed right behind her right on the luggage, and she pulled and pulled, but couldnt get it lose..there happened to be this tall man, behind her, who gladly lifted up the luggage, and walked her inside, the man told her 'wow pretty heavy bag, what you got in there' ..and of course she couldnt tell him there was a dead dog in there, so she just said 'oh just my school supplies, books, and my laptop' so as they were sitting down, her stop is about to come up, and as she gets up to leave, the man punches her in the stomach, takes the luggage and runs off... _____________________________ 2002 Sedan F23A4 ULEV VTEC 5speed Black on Black AEM SRI Exedy OEM clutch Dropzone coilover sleeves Tokico Blues shocks (in reply to falkore24) Post #: 115

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/19/2007 3:55:12 PM    nafango2 Posts: 1108 Joined: 8/18/2007 Status: offline funny as hell... but i find it slightly hard to believe.. _____________________________ 96 Accord LX 4cyl. 4dr AT w/o vtec (F22B2) Security System / Keyless entry (in reply to xpieceofcralpx) Post #: 116

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/19/2007 10:49:37 PM    xpieceofcralpx Posts: 254 Joined: 9/21/2007 Status: offline haaha yes, i dont think its true either, but the whole time, you think it is, until you start cracking up at the end =) _____________________________ 2002 Sedan F23A4 ULEV VTEC 5speed Black on Black AEM SRI Exedy OEM clutch Dropzone coilover sleeves Tokico Blues shocks (in reply to nafango2) Post #: 117

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/20/2007 8:56:01 AM    00AccordLX5spd Posts: 3797 Joined: 1/16/2007 Status: offline Got this in an email: > First-year students at Texas A& Vet School were receiving their first > Anatomy class, with a real dead cow. > > They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with > a white sheet. The professor > started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary > to have two important qualities as a doctor: > The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the > animal body. For an example, the > Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the > dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. > > "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students > freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns > sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. > > When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The > second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle > finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." _____________________________ 2000 Accord LX Sedan F23A1 5spd -Short Shift Adapter -eBay SRI w/ K&N 1995 Accord V6 Sedan AT - AKA "the money pit" 1991 Mustang LX 5.0 Convertible - my daily driver all through college - now sits in my dad''s garage - needs a little TLC (in reply to xpieceofcralpx) Post #: 118

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/20/2007 9:34:42 AM    korrupt1   Posts: 125 Joined: 9/17/2007 Status: offline I got a million of these.....but one of the funniest I can remember right now I am inline for emissions testing and just kinda hanging out, (PHX used to be about the slowest ever...you really had to pick when you were going to go or spend ALL day waiting) and there is a REALLY nice 68 camaro and nice looking porsche sitting in front of it...well we have lines painted that make you wait before you can pull in for the test, the Prosche pulls up and the camaro kinda hangs back and waits....figured he was going to push it up to the line or something....well, he finally fires up the camaro, drops it in gear and it goes ROARING forward at full throttle......right into the back of the porsche!!  LOL!!  Tuns out when he fired up the camaro and dropped in gear, the throttle snapped and went to WOT and he couldnt do anything about it....he tried slamming on the brakes (there were skid marks) and he tried to turn it....but brute motor force won out.  Massive damage done to both cars...the whole rear of the Porsche was crunched up, the front of the camaro was mangled up....the guy driving the camaro gets out, kinda freaked out seeing as he just busted up a Porsche 911....guy in the Porsche steps out...looks at the cars coolly and says...."well, thats something you dont have happen everyday in the emissions line"  He took it all pretty well I feel.  They exchanged their info and looked like they were headed off to go their ways.  This whole time, I didnt realize I still had my car running....and I overheated and was stuck now in line.  Car didnt pass either. _____________________________ 91 Accord, 5spd, 4dr, 287,xxx miles and still running along (in reply to falkore24) Post #: 119

RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!! - 11/20/2007 11:10:22 AM    falkore24 Posts: 5545 Joined: 8/16/2007 From: Wayne, NJ Status: offline LOL ..... nice guys!  These stories make my day!!!     & Jon ..... why am I not surprised that you're throwing in some anal humor?!? _____________________________ 2006 Scion TC (ZPI-18G pending) 2000 V6-AT (RIP 3G) Temp Search thanks to Finch13 (in reply to korrupt1) Post #: 120

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