Spontaneous taillights
 

2005 Accord that hasn't been driven for several days, maybe a week or more. My son woke me at midnight to tell me the taillights were on. Not the headlights, just the rears. Nothing I could do would turn them off, so I disconnected the battery and went back to bed. Suggestions?

Are your brake lights on? You should be able to tell by looking at the upper brake light at the bottom of the rear windshield.