Paris Hilton ! What is it for ? What does it do ? Why is it in my morning paper every bloody day ? Why cant you keep it in a locked box in Death valley or somewhere ? We have enough worthless, pointless, useless so-called celebrities of our own thank you very much.
And another thing Bon bloody-Jovi. Why have you allowed him out ?
That's better. I think the medication is finally kicking in.

Have a nice day, my most excellent American cousins.

 

I suppose some are intrigued with the adventures of the filthy rich but I am not. Britney Spears is the one I would like to see go away......a mental case indeed and sucks up more headlines than the law allows.

 

I'm a firm believer that stupid people shouldn't breed.

 

i don't understand what paris hilton ever did to make herself so popular, wow her parents are rich

 

 

she too sullies my reading matter every day.

 

Queen song "I'm in love with my car" should be your theme tune

 

Paris Hilton is so popular because people in America are obsessed with the mega rich, and most people think she is hot. Personally I think she always looks like somebody punched her in the eye. That one eye is always half closed while the other one is all the way open. I guess her mom must have drank when she was pregnant with her or maybe dropped her as a baby or something. Now all she is good for is:

 

Jon!!!!! That's not "proper"!!!!! You're in the presance of a Geordie, for crying out loud!!!!

 

Calm down Falkore, you know you like it