Poop-tastic: Forget about bronze shoes, we now have bronze poop!
 

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NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.

"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.

The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.

As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.

"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."

A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture.

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it's official: The world is going to end very very soon........

"ye shall see the bronze poopification and thou shall know the end is here"

Damn, people are screwed up, really.........

RE: Poop-tastic: Forget about bronze shoes, we now have bronze poop!
 

............. that is just proof of how screwed up tom cruise actually is.......... and how that much more screwed up the media is for writing on it..........

RE: Poop-tastic: Forget about bronze shoes, we now have bronze poop!
 

That seems quite large for a baby eh? Maybe Tom demanded his babys poop to be bigger and better than the rest..... lol

RE: Poop-tastic: Forget about bronze shoes, we now have bronze poop!
 

the thing's ppl will buy and collect or the things ppl will sell and expect to get a few bucks out of is beyond me. and really how do we know that suri is really a live baby that poo is like the size of a teddy bear. plus she was supposedly born in april and its september and thats her first poop come on thats just stupid. her first poo would be more realistic if it were a puddle bc if im not mistaken baby food isnt that solid

RE: Poop-tastic: Forget about bronze shoes, we now have bronze poop!
 

I have a new grandson here and his poopie is never been that solid..must be Tom's poopie from when he was about 25 years old :D

WheelBrokerAng [sm=bs.gif] is what were seeing there.