LOL .... gut it and install a full size mattress!!!

 

Isn't that how you wound up with a beautifull child? You're on a roll today with being dislexic (check the cheerleading thread...)...


Although admitidly I have read that title and thought the same thing....

 

If I had been "getting it ready for ****" there would have been no child at all haha. It would have been more like "not getting it ready for ........." if you catch my drift

 

Best
Idea
Ever

 

LMAO
I like how when someone goes off topic...its waaaaaaay off topic! Hilarious ftw!

 

Forgot to mention...her parents are organizing the vallet parking.
Her dad always does crazy stuff and one time I left my wallet at her house, and when I went to retrieve it it had a rubber in it and him and his neighbor thought it was hilarious. (I should have been like "so this is approval right? lmao)

Anyways, I am betting that he will try to park my car since I am in love with it and may try and play a prank. However, I am thinking of getting the box that condoms are shipped in and leaving it in the backseat, or something of that nature! lmao

Cheap ideas are welcome! heheheheh

 

HAHA! That's awesome. At least her dad is cool and not all up-tight. You should go buy a bunch of Trojan Magnum's and strow them out all over the backseat.

 

oo u might want to add a bottle of lube and awhip

 

^ haha Nice! Maybe some hadcuffs and a ballgag too!

 

^^HAHA! o man...
-handcuffs
-ballgag
-lube
-whip
-rubber