i found a chip online that gaurentes a 60 hp increase, 40 more mpg's and to increase engine efficiency by 100%.
wow, i mean i could have 65 mpg and 199% engine efficiency! lol

 

It's all BS and don't you dare buy or I'll come to your house and shank you!

 

i know it is lol. and try to shank me.
also, it says you can stack them. so, if i stack enough, i could get 200 mpg. lol

 

LOL.



















And I won't have to try. You'll just wonder why you didn't wake up in the morning because I shanked you in your sleep.

haha

 

dont forget that big bookshelf wing cause your gonna need alota downforce.

 

Extra points if it's made from an actual bookshelf.

 

and of course the newest trend(around these parts anyways) stick on fender vents to keep those engine temps down.

 

^ VERY POPULAR around here (St. Paul), but really only on dubbed out Caprices/escalades/etc. The ricers actually put on the real Z3/M3 vented fenders.... but hey... I never said they painted them to match the body

 

up in NH they were kind of rare, but down in CT everyone feels like they have to trick out their car. there is a prelude i see on a daily basis with stick on fender vents AND a stick on hood scoop. his engine must run ice cold.

another personal favorite is the stick on carbon fiber hood pins sold at autozone.

 

Lol. I stilly think it's hilarious when Civic hatches drive by with rims in back and steelies up front. They must be RWD and need the extra traction.