lol instad of "I saw mommy kissing santa", it's "I saw mommy groping santa"
 

lol this is just too funny

http://www.newstimes.com/latestnews/ci_7749222

Update: Police say woman groped Santa[/align]Danbury resident charged with fourth-degree sexual assault[/align]By Eugene Driscoll STAFF WRITER[/align]Article Last Updated:12/18/2007 11:12:33 AM EST[/align][/align]
DANBURY -- A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.
Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, according to Danbury Detective Lt. Thomas Michael.
Two messages seeking comment were left on Lamy's answering machine.
Details leading up to the alleged fondling are sketchy.
"I don't know what the deal was. It was just bizarre," the mall Santa told a reporter, referring all other questions about the incident to Cherry Hill Photo, the company that runs the Danbury Fair mall Santa photo setup.
Cherry Hill Photo did not respond to an e-mail seeking comment.
According to information provided by the Danbury Police Department, officers were dispatched to the mall Saturday at 8:45 p.m.
The mall Santa told police that Lamy touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.
"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," Michael said.
Lamy was also charged with breach of peace.
"She must have caused a commotion over there," Michael said.
Lamy was released on a promise to appear Jan. 3 in Danbury Superior Court.
Danbury Fair mall spokeswoman Melissa Eigen called the alleged groping "an isolated incident."
"The safety of our guests and employees is a top priority, and we strive to create a safe and enjoyable shopping environment at all our facilities and Danbury Fair specifically," [/align]

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That poor woman probably just had a Santa Claus fantasy and tried to act on it. Then the lousy mall Santa is probably going to sue her for everything she's got. Any judge should laugh at this. There is no way that man could have been "sexually assaulted" in front of a line full of kids and parents. I hope there are a bunch of witnesses on the woman's side. If I was a mall Santa, I would be ok with women groping me.... There aint nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind....

What probably really happened is santa popped wood with the woman sitting on his lap, then he freaked out cause he didn't want to have wood when the nextkid came up to sit in his lap. So he freaked out and it all got blown way out of proportion.

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Like i told falk.. i woulda been like "wanna see my lay? errrr.. sleigh? errr.. penis??"

yeah 00accord, i agree that he blew it out of proportion, and your hypothesis isn't too far fetched.

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Why am I always dragged into these "inappropriate" discussions???

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you ARE the inappropriate discussion

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Because your avatar is creepy

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LMAO

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Better??

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Actually it IS creepy.. and I have something to admit... I've always hated that movie with a passion, particularly BECAUSE of that half dog half dragon beast, well that and the rock guys...

god a i hate that movie.. oh and that stupid bastian kid.. i wanted to beat him up even when he was on that underwater show with that ghey dolphin.

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That avatar is way worse.

I have never been a Drew Barrymore fan either so spaz's is annoying to me too. All I can think about is that annoying "lithp" she has when she talks. It drives me frickin crazy. If you make that much money, you would think someone would have tought you how to speak correctly without sticking your tongue on your teeth every time you say in "s".

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:(

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Sorry....I guess that was kind of harsh. I didn't mean to make you cry:(

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I've always wanted to grope Santa. I'm jealous[>:]

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Only you could want to ruin it for Santa Claus J_Man!

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Who says that Santa wouldn't be into J_man, Ang?!? Hey's got a bright orange sleigh!!!

I changed the avitar again ..... I got the pewter dragon as a gift from my Secret Santa at work.

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Is it upside down? I'm having a hard time telling what it is

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It's a dragon, looking to the left, holding a crystal ball in its claw, ready to burn the hair off your butt :D

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Dragons are ghey

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puff the magic dragon.... sweet, sweet cheeba

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I think drew barrymore rocks because she's just a down to earth chill person... Dragons rock too... and If I were santa I'd want to be groped.... I wonder if the woman was ugly... you know that if she was good looking the santa wouldn't have said anything.... money can't buy love but beauty can get you just about anything you want!

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OH, and Cheeba.... there I said it.... it rocks too....

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LOL ... in a good mood Nate??? Did someone spike the last 3 pots of coffee this morning??

ahhh ... cheeba, yes.

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As long as it comes straight from the earth with no additives, how can it be wrong? It's organic!

I don't really think dragons are ghey. I'm just giving Aaron a hard timehttp://www.6thgenaccord.com/forums/i...ilies/slap.gifhttp://www.6thgenaccord.com/forums/i...es/nutkick.gifhttp://www.6thgenaccord.com/forums/i...ilies/lawl.gif

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Yeah.. this went totally OT...

From Drew to Dragons to Cheeba... what's next? Stock indexes for oversea economies?

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what happened to the woman anyways? and falkore, this new avatar is better than the one before... the old one was kindda creppy...

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That's some serious http://www.6thgenaccord.com/forums/i...ies/pwhore.gifing right there! http://www.6thgenaccord.com/forums/i...ies/stupid.gifhttp://www.6thgenaccord.com/forums/i...ucklesfawk.gif

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I prefer to call it fine art hawring since we don't have those smileys here!!! ..... thanks for the #1 salute Jon!!!

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That's a #2 salute. Where are you getting those wacky smileys? We need to increase our smiley library here at the forum.

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http://www.ihateitall.com/forum/misc.php?do=showsmilies

LOL .... and the last one that I left you was a Kiss my Arse Salute!!!!

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Herb and rude modicons?!?!!!! SWEEET!
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