My car got rear-ended :(
hehe.. actually yes i did...
although, they then just wanted to talk about it more and more.. i actually had to tell one that if she wanter her dollar she'd have to shimmy her *** in my face...
she earned her dollar..
but yeah.. throughout the night, random strippers would come up and sit on my lap and start being friendly.. nothing out of the ordinary really.. but then when you'd expect them to ask if you wanted a dance or anything, they started asking me questions about my car and insurance... and i'm like.. wtf girl, i'm here to see TNA... and i'm not an insurance person... i just got hit... now take them clothes off!!!
*SMACK*
although, they then just wanted to talk about it more and more.. i actually had to tell one that if she wanter her dollar she'd have to shimmy her *** in my face...
she earned her dollar..
but yeah.. throughout the night, random strippers would come up and sit on my lap and start being friendly.. nothing out of the ordinary really.. but then when you'd expect them to ask if you wanted a dance or anything, they started asking me questions about my car and insurance... and i'm like.. wtf girl, i'm here to see TNA... and i'm not an insurance person... i just got hit... now take them clothes off!!!
*SMACK*
man .... you played it all wrong ....... you gotta USE that "concerned" card ....... tell them that there might be a way that they could help you forget about it ......
ORIGINAL: klrspz
although, they then just wanted to talk about it more and more i actually had to tell one that if she wanter her dollar she'd have to shimmy her *** in my face...
she earned her dollar..
although, they then just wanted to talk about it more and more i actually had to tell one that if she wanter her dollar she'd have to shimmy her *** in my face...
she earned her dollar..
hahaha
ORIGINAL: falkore24
man .... you played it all wrong ....... you gotta USE that "concerned" card ....... tell them that there might be a way that they could help you forget about it ......
man .... you played it all wrong ....... you gotta USE that "concerned" card ....... tell them that there might be a way that they could help you forget about it ......
I still managed to try the "this is my first time at a stripclub too" line... It usually works... but this time they were too caught up on the car to care
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ORIGINAL: sir_nasty
tell them your car is broken and ask them to give you a ride home.
tell them your car is broken and ask them to give you a ride home.
holy $(*# klrspz i thought you were a girl because of the avatar... and like read though half the thread like "wtf this is one ...............um.................interesting..... ..... girl"


