I just saw the new Ridgeline commercial and it had none other than Chuck Norris! Great stuff!

 

If you can see chuck, he can see you and you're about to be dead....

 

Chuck Norris counted to infinty.....Twice

 

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits.

 

Ditto. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

 

Guns dont kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

When the bogey man goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is suing NBC. He claims "Law and Order" are the trademarked names of his right and left legs.

Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

and my personal favorite:
The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

 

The first rule might as well be the only rule! LOL! Sir you started a monster.

 

As in Sir Nasty started a monster thread.