Man don't you hate it when you get out of the shower and you realize you forgot to grab a towel...

 

Cover you junk with the fleshlight... haha

 

mm top ramen

 

I have to find a pic of my mom when she was young.... looks just like cams gf haha

 

speaking of her she just pissed me off pretty good, she said we should break up as an aprils fools..........the fact that you would even joke about that...........not funny.

 

today i was walking into the bank and I saw some guy looking around aimlessly, he had a dirty face and tattered clothes. Clearly this is a sign of the zombie appocalipse, prepare yourselves people stock up on beefjerky and bottled water. boil the water before you drink it, and nuke the jerky before you eat it. Be safe people and dont let them in your house

 

Haha... pretty sure my friends are doing that right now... theyve been together for like 4 or 5 years now and they broke up on 4/1 already before... not sure if i should take it seriously or not so i havent said anything.

hahahhahahahaaha

 

And then she wonders why I'm pissed about it, obviously thats not funny, I didnt read it and be like oh hilarious my g/f just broke up with me haha.

 

Ha. I fell asleep watching family guy,woke up and Cow and chicen was on.Pressed info,and "camp lazlo" popped up.I was blown away,april fools.

I thnk your life is all one big april fools joke.

 

... Class blows monkey phallus