Post the best/funniest pranks you can think of.

I'll start: "The Upper Decker"

 

Here's one a guy told me about once:
Someone takes a dump in a cup that you can flex the lid into a flat shape(a plastic cup would be best, a styrofoam cup would work, but may be messy), you know from "O" shapeto something like"()". Push the lid flat together. You must pick a victim that has about a 1/2 inch or so gap under his door (dorms usually have doors like this). Stick the flat end of the cup under the door. Stomp on the full end, squirting all of the dump out into the victim's room.

 

The "shaving cream bomb."
Take a full can of shave gel or foam. Shake it up so that the pressure builds inside. Get a towel and a tack. Carefully tack the towel to the middle of the shaving cream can (on the wall of the can somewhere, not the lid or the bottom.) Wrap the remainder of the towel around the can.
Open your victim's door. Hold on to one end of the towel while you sling the can into the victim's room. Jerk back on the towel to release the tack from the shaving cream can. Immediately shut the door and hold it closed so the victim can't escape. Shaving cream or gel will spray everywhere out of the hole left by the tack in the can as the can spins around the room.

 

Easy dorm room prank done all the time in freshman dorms:
Best results are if the entire floor uses one big trash can that is only emptied a few times a week. Every dorm I have seen, the doors open inwards into the room. Prop the trash can against the door so when the victim opens the door, the trash can falls over into their room spilling nasty trash everywhere.

 

Easy prank with household items:

Pour gasoline over everything, especially dogs, cats, NOT ON BABIES [:@]
Light match.
Bust out marsh mellows, and have a good laugh
Enjoy!

lol... pranks? we have time for pranks?!

 

hahhha good ones!

I oiled the floor of the dorm I used to be in, not once, but 4 times.I made sure i'd placed the oil behind a door, and shut the door. also, placed it close to a phone and called it, as my friend ran towards it, he fell flat in his butt!

 

of course! there's always time for a good laugh!

 

The ever classic saran wrap toilet seat, or the lesser known pepermint oil around the toilet seat (that burns...)

 

superglue in the door lock.

the concrete monolith that I suggested for Kevin

16" railroad ties hammered into the door.

jack the car, slice the tires, fill with concrete, let dry, lower car.

superglue the wipers to the glass

streak the windshield with 2-ton apoxy or super glue

dead fish in the car

bag-oPOOP on fire on the doorstep

X-LAX in a chocolate shake

extreme hot sauce on anything (500,000 Scoville or better, Blairs 6AM FTW ...... 6,000,000 Sc)

hmmmm ..... fire-bomb diskette in the computer

stink bombs between the sole and his sneakers

in his apple juice

sand paper on his razor

pebbles in the tire valve caps

pebbles in the muffler

razor blades propped against the tires


oh yeah ..... and I'm not condoning any of this behavior nor do I think that anyone should try these.

I'm Sure you arent...

 

oh .... Kevin ..... the railroad ties and the concrete monolith can be combined for an added effect ..... make sure that he's passed out drunk because it's gonna make some noise