Very funny. Those are actually the only 2 times I can think of when I was caught with my pants down. And no, I never got a razor. Au-natural

 

so is your *** like velcro then? would you stick to a couch if you were to sit on it au-natural?

 

It's actually not all that hairy. Just in the crack.

 

wow. what else can you say to that.

wow.

 

Hey....you asked[sm=smiley20.gif]

 

Smag, you should know better than to ask Jon something like that ...... you know he's not going to hold anything back!!!!

Jon, thanks for the mental picture ..... uuugh! Didn't a comedian do a skit about **** and "hairy bobbing man ***"?

 

this past summer I went with my gf to visit some of her family 6 hours away in Johnstown, PA. We passed the Giant Eagle and my girlfriend points and yells, "Look, the Spread Eagle!" ..... now that's it's permanent name! This store comes up a lot in conversation with that part of her family since that is where her cousin was struck by lightening ..... a whole other story .....

Struck by lightening, blown 25 feet away, burns on ~80% of her body, bra underwire fused to her ribcage, a month in intensive care and she's fine and jokes about it. This girl works at a crafts store and she was listening to a woman b***ch**g that her hot glue gun burned her, so she pulls up her sleeve and goes, "Look what mine did to me!!!" The woman almost fainted.

 

Dang, struck by lightning would seriously suck. i had a high school football coach who was struck by lightning (not really directly, he was touching an iron gate when the fence was struck, the electricity jumped through and knocked him about 20 feet or so backwards - he weighs about 300lbs). Anyways, any time he heard the slightest bit of thunder during football practice, he would immediately cancel practice and run off the field.

"The Spread Eagle" ROFL! That's great. Kind of reminds me of a buddy of mine who used to speed all the time. Once he was driving with this girl in his carand she starts yelling "Official car! Official car!" And he's like "What in the hell is an official car?" Then he see's it's a cop. He got a nice fat speeding ticket. He forever blamed it on her.
"Spread Eagle" is definitely better than that though. Priceless!

 

She had to be an import[sm=smiley36.gif] Around here it's cop, fuzz, 5-0, pig, bacon, oinker or OH CRAP!!!!

 

Haha, no, actually she's just an idiot. Born in the good ol' South. There are a lot of idiots down here.