The Ventriloquist
#1
10-18-2007, 11:56 AM
The Ventriloquist
THE VENTRILOQUIST A young ventriloquist is
touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in Oklahoma. With his dummy on his
knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde
jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row
stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard
enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does
the color of a person's hair have to do with her
worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep
women like me from being respected at work and in
the community, and from reaching our full potential
as a person. Because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes,
but women in general...and all in the name of
humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to
apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of
this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on
your knee"!
touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in Oklahoma. With his dummy on his
knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde
jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row
stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard
enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does
the color of a person's hair have to do with her
worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep
women like me from being respected at work and in
the community, and from reaching our full potential
as a person. Because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes,
but women in general...and all in the name of
humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to
apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of
this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on
your knee"!
#7
10-19-2007, 01:46 PM
RE: The Ventriloquist
Yeah I am best friends with a boy named laddie. He is a 2 time state champ and is only a junior. He has the potential of being a 4 time state champ. He has also been a national champ once or twice idk. Oh and he has been on a wheaties box. Pretty cool kid if you ask me.
