blacknight07644
10/18/2007 9:56:32 AM
THE VENTRILOQUIST A young ventriloquist is
touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in Oklahoma. With his dummy on his
knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde
jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row
stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard
enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does
the color of a person's hair have to do with her
worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep
women like me from being respected at work and in
the community, and from reaching our full potential
as a person. Because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes,
but women in general...and all in the name of
humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to
apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of
this, mister! I'm talking to that little sh!t on
your knee"!
Trav20
10/18/2007 10:53:45 PM
OMG Funny story i must say but i live in oklahoma and am offended. Nah i am not offended but i do live in oklahoma tho.
falkore24
10/19/2007 10:33:49 AM
We'll let that slide Trav!
sir_nasty
10/19/2007 10:50:07 AM
This joke is great, it's been a long time since I'd heard it and I basically forgot about it.
As for oklahoma they've got some great wrestlers!
Trav20
10/19/2007 11:46:17 AM
Yeah I am best friends with a boy named laddie. He is a 2 time state champ and is only a junior. He has the potential of being a 4 time state champ. He has also been a national champ once or twice idk. Oh and he has been on a wheaties box. Pretty cool kid if you ask me.
falkore24
10/22/2007 8:23:07 AM
If he were, I don't think that he'd be able to spell his address. j/k
Trav20
10/22/2007 6:41:01 PM
hair color has nothing to do with how stupid someone is.
JimBlake
10/22/2007 8:54:00 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: Trav20
hair color has nothing to do with how stupid someone is.
We know. Just figured it was an amusing way to hassle you.
lol