is the bird idea good?

 

I'd avoid it just due to the possible legal implications of a claim that you're trying to harm and/or poison him. Personally I'd tell him to get his crap together or get out, if he doesn't get out I'd grab some boxes, throw his stuff in them and leave them on the doorstep.

 

I wouldn't want to get Bird Flu!
Does he have his own toilet? Is there a toilet that he specifically uses in the house, but an extra toilet that the other roommates can use?
If the answer to the above is "yes" somebody should give him an "Upper Decker."

 

JON!!!!! He's kicking the guy out and he's staying there!!!! You want him to Upper Deck his own crapper?!? That $h!+ would be stuck in there until March!!!

 

actually there's two bathrooms, but we're supposed to be split into 2 x bath.sincemy roomie who shares the bath w/ him doesn't wanna do that, we have toshare our bath w/ him as well, sohe (the stinky one) get a bath for himself. ...John... What's an "upper decker"? sound interesting...

and sir_nasty: he will probably confuse the bird w/ a marshmellow and eat it... should i oil the floor right in front of his room? that would be funny!

 

It's when someone takes a dump in the upper tank of the toilet. Do not flush. As soon as the toilet is flushed by the target of the prank....beef stew.

 

[:'(]that's disgusting!!!! did u ever do that!!!!????

 

No. But once one of my buddies took a dump on the hoodof somebody's car! It was hilarious (see the "Storytime with Falkore" thread.)
I actually saw it done the other night on "The Ultimate Fighter" on Spike TV.

 

*ROFL*

 

I missed that one... dang, well, i'll tell one of my roomies who is the most likely to do it...