Tell him to buy Bean-O & Gas-X ..... and to stop stealing your food

 

Start putting mouse traps(where he can't see them)around your food in the fridge. Throw set mouse traps at him when he farts. If that doesn't work, move up to rat traps. Then fox traps, bear traps, etc...

 

good advise guys, ill try some of those traps... besides, he's playing XBox like all day long and at full volume... he doesn't let us study and he forgot to pay the bills... since he didn't have the $$$ we payed the rent this month, he only had to send the $ and he forgot (including electricity, water, internet,ect...)
U guys think we should kick him out?

 

as for the diaper issue 00Accord, I can tell you from personal experience (I've nearly puked a few times myself, my wife has gotten used to it though), Try Pampers Swaddlers, we almost never had a "blow out" with those and they hold more than they should...


as for the gas, bean-o and gas-x aides in relieving internal gas pressure, via the human exhaust valve so that's far from what you want...

get a few of those time release sprays and put them in the area's he's most commonly in. Then make him a belt that has one or two air fresheners hanging off it so everytime he farts it blows by the airfreshener first

 

I think you should figure out the circuit breaker that goes to the recepticles in his room .......

 

The money, lack of consideration and theft are grounds to kick him out. Don't even mention the farting other that he doesn't keep himself clean posing a health threat to you and your other roommates. If he actually does have a medical condition ..... that could easilly be made up for court ..... he could sue you for descrimination. You have enough grounds to kick him out without getting yourself into a bind, so it's your decision.

 

Sir_nasty: liked the fleshener into butt idea, only thing is that i am NOT getting close to his butthole! and the belt thing is a pletty good idea!

Falkore: the breaker also leads to my room... i've tried that once... and i hid the xbox and he started to throw my stuff out the window like a madman.. i think he's crazy...

 

OK .... here's a good one ..... I think that I told Spaz about this before ..... buy a 4x8 sheet of plywood, some 2" nails and 6 large bags of Quik-crete. When he's in the room, nail the plywood to the door, but cut a large hole in it near the top. Fill the cavity btw his door and the plywood with the concrete...... then let him call the fire dept to get his *** out!!!

 

im soooooo doing that!!!!! give me until thursday to do so... maybe i'll just put a few 2x4's so he can't get out... and throw a gallon of spoiled milk inside... should we kick him out?

 

Like I said, your call.

EDIT: but if you do it, I want to see pictures!!!