**JOKES here (Funny/KLEEN, Oneliners & Short Stories)**
#25
Here's A New One For You Gamblers
Gambling:
When I go to casinos, the most ridiculouse sign I see is the one
that says ... " If you have a gambling problem
Call 1-800-GAMBLER."
So , I called them and said, " I have an Ace and a Six. The dealer
has a Seven. What do I do.?
When I go to casinos, the most ridiculouse sign I see is the one
that says ... " If you have a gambling problem
Call 1-800-GAMBLER."
So , I called them and said, " I have an Ace and a Six. The dealer
has a Seven. What do I do.?
#26
Two friends graduated from high school and enter the info each other to self. Over 50 years meet.
The self:
- Ma, I made superbeton cars, speed, etc..
Most of the info:
- Ma, I have great computer company ... and know that if I did cars were 10 times better than yours!
The self:
- If you make your car, you put your car brakes, asking, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT 2 DO THIS?"
The self:
- Ma, I made superbeton cars, speed, etc..
Most of the info:
- Ma, I have great computer company ... and know that if I did cars were 10 times better than yours!
The self:
- If you make your car, you put your car brakes, asking, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT 2 DO THIS?"
#27
Okay, Okay, Okay I Know You All Have Been Waiting For >
Me to come up with another one so here I am with
another one
Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's
barking at the front. Who do you let in?
Well , it's your call .... but the dog'll stop
barking when you let him in.
WheelBrokerAng
click the image!
another one
Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's
barking at the front. Who do you let in?
Well , it's your call .... but the dog'll stop
barking when you let him in.
WheelBrokerAng
click the image!
#29
A New One For All To Read
If you've had a bad day think of this poor guy:
A women came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy...he had some
kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she wacked
him with a handy plank of wood-breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment , he had been Happily listening to his Walkman
WheelBrokerAng
Please Click The Image !
A women came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy...he had some
kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she wacked
him with a handy plank of wood-breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment , he had been Happily listening to his Walkman
WheelBrokerAng
Please Click The Image !
#30
I updated it for ya Angelo, just in case the youngsters on here don't know what a Walkman is...