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Old Nov 9, 2007 | 03:58 PM
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to thesame sleeping room on trans contiental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...
he inthe upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke
he woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm
awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
Old Nov 9, 2007 | 04:05 PM
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HAAAHAHA.. that's great..

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Old Nov 9, 2007 | 05:08 PM
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LOL!
 
Old Nov 9, 2007 | 07:47 PM
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Old Nov 9, 2007 | 08:24 PM
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hahahaha!!, oh lordy that was funny..i remember hearing that before, but not the last farting part.
 
Old Nov 9, 2007 | 08:42 PM
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ahh...a night in the dubose household
 
Old Nov 11, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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hahahahaha!lmao
 
Old Nov 11, 2007 | 02:43 PM
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ORIGINAL: smaglik

ahh...a night in the dubose household
That's right!!
 
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