Tell her you died.

 

Yes I am calling to inform you I am dead lol. No I mean I think I might want something with her eventually.............just not now.

That and she asked me to her prom, which I didn't even go to my prom.

 

I thought you said she was annoying and only decent looking like a week ago... and now she's begging for your meat and you won't give it to her!?!?!


Side note... where's Aaron?

 

I didn't say annoying. Or at least I don't remember it. Shes cute, she sings in the church choir for christ sake lol.

 

Dont make me dig up the chat...

The bolded text made me LAWL at work. haha

Pm meh pikshurs?

 

please do because I dont remember saying that lol.

 

And who was it that called the damaged goods stauts? If a chick isn't getting hit on all the time, and is looking for a dude online. She is one of three things, childish, crazy, or hideous. Seems like she's a little kid. Oh well in a few years, just keep that door open.

 

So...........when r u two gonna get married?

 

idk, want to be my best man? lol

 

ill start planning the bachelor party... what kinds of hookers do you like? dead ones?