Be sure to video you doing it on yourself and post a link to it here too! I would if I were doing it!

 

put it on youtube!

myspace video kind of fails...

and it will possibly burn him a little... so dont expect him to laugh it off quickly!
funny as $*&# tho...

and with the two lines thing... they did that with those sex chat lines once... and they used two differnt lines... and the girls had the same script! they were both saying the same thing! it was hilarious.

 

Hmmmm... what a friend.

Is he a GOOD ENOUGH friend, that if he hadheartproblems, you'd know about it??

 

Since cars are common among us, try using a tongue depressor to dope up the underside of a victim's car door handles with siliconized grease. It's hard to wipe/wash off and sneaky. Do the passenger side to nail his wife's manicure and get him in hot water with her.

Try putting a couple of tubes of live bait crickets in the car thru a cracked window. I did that to a guy who performed the above to me. He had a 45 min commute with the chirping.

Put sticky lead weights (static balance type) on the inside of the victim's wheels. Instant clown car wobbles.

Use your computer to print up bumper stickers.
"I love c--k" "I blew Spock" etc... and in cities with a skewed racial balance.. "White Power"or "Kill Whitey"
"F--- the Police!!""Free Michael Vick"

Using hydraulic car dollys is fun too. Jack the car up on the dollys and just roll it wherever you want. Sideways in an alley or between a light pole and firehydrant (ticket!).

Pay a traffic cop to write a huge $bogus ticket on victim's obviously legally parked car. The cop leaves and hopefully (or not) drops the ticket at court. Video the victim reading the ticket if possible. I did that with a parking cop who always bummed smokes off me when I was at work at a bar. No payment needed, smokes were enough. The manager of the bar read his ticket, came back in the bar fuming and had a total fit right there in front of everyone!!! He was screaming and bitc--ng like a child! He went to court enraged, ready to fight the ticket and the judge said "I don't have that ticket number, but would you like to show me your copy?" That jack--s showed the judge the ticket, and the judge made him pay it!![sm=badbadbad.gif] When he came to work and told everyone what had happened, I told him why the judge did not have the #, and he got so mad he actually cried.


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*ROFL* that traffic cop one sounds like a good idea...

 

A favorite dorm prank- use strong bailing wire to tie doorknobs together across the hall from each other.
Double trapped rats!

 

I dont know if I heard this one on here or not...but its hilarious!

If you have a greaaat amount of time, take off his door panel, and tie a washer or nut (heavy) on a string andtie it to something so it dangles between two metal pieces in the door. Then, everytime he turns he'll have a pleasant "bing". lmao Annoying!

Another idea. If his car has a seat belt chime when it is not clicked, put some sort of insulation material (like RTV) over the contacts in the seat belt so he'll have that wonderful bing bing bing every 40 seconds or so!!!!!!! IT WONT SHUT OFF!!!!

 

at school, alot of times when your sitting at a computer you have access to the back of another computer. If I knew the kid sitting at the aforementioned computer, i would unplug his ethernet cable, stick a piece of paper over the contacts, and plug it back in. Voila, no internet access, no logging in, no nothing. Best part is, everyone is clueless because the internet cable is plugged in on both ends.

 

I like the PERL code pranks on the networked printers.
The "ready" screen reads "insert coin" or
"connected to skynet-terminate?"
"FEED ME KITTENS"
"WHITE TONER EMPTY"

While the lights blink for attention.

 

ok.... i MIGHT try it on me first, but i won't promise anything! but if i do i'll video tape it... ill get back when i get internet at home..