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Old Feb 17, 2013 | 04:49 PM
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Two blondes walked into a bar...


You'd think one of them would have seen it.
 
Old Feb 22, 2013 | 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Honda4me
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?'
I liked this story, very good...WheelBrokerAng
 
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Old Feb 22, 2013 | 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Random Cheese
Two blondes walked into a bar...


You'd think one of them would have seen it.
Ahhh Yes..A Good Blonde Joke..
 
Old Mar 15, 2013 | 04:12 PM
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Just a running joke about immature drivers and their ricers:

-The more stickers it has, the faster it goes.

OR

-Every sticker adds 2Hp, remember that!
 
Old Jun 4, 2013 | 01:09 PM
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Still laffin about you smelling your own farts..phewww-but with a sweeter odor..

Good one HondaDude..now come back on in.

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Old Jun 4, 2013 | 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Honda4me
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?'
|What a way to get back in for those freebies..But wait a minute..It does sound like that's what I would have done also..Ya Gotta dry the person out ...Don't You!
 
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Old Jun 4, 2013 | 01:33 PM
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If you have a cat-treat him-her really nice and it may try to save you if you get sent off to prision some day..How You Ask???

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