I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.



Got a call center in Pakistan .



I told them I was suicidal.



They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

wtf?!?

is this a joke or for real?

and wtf would a truck have to do wi--

ohh.. now i get it... fuuunny..

us smart guys use wacky tobaccy to avoid depression

 

LOL .... nice spaz ..... but weed is a depressant.

 

lol

I thought you were serious @ first and felt pretty bad!

Then I scrolled down

And laughed....alot!

 

yeah but it depresses the nervous system. it doesn't depress you emotionally!

 

If anything it acts as an emotional upper for a time... *L*

 

well, i was gunna correct falk.. but apparently we have some connoisseurs already speaking...

 

Alcohol makes people happy, does that make alcohol not a depressant? Temporary euphoria from a depressant doesn't negate the FACT that it is a depressant.

The symptoms of depression caused by weed are best seen in the psychological withdrawl symptoms when you first stop smoking.

 

i side with spaz and falk.

however it only makes you happy because you escape reality with it.

i still dont understand why its illegal...

 

It is called a depressant because it depresses the nervous system. I.e. it slows your motor functions and reaction times. It does not make you depressed. That is a common misconception about depressants.