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Old Feb 7, 2009 | 12:05 AM
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bear grylls ia my hero.
you see the one where he bit the head off the sneak then killed the alligator and carried it on his back?
 
Old Feb 7, 2009 | 12:06 AM
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good ta go

Make sure she doesnt have the clap or anything like that. And ask her if its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
 
Old Feb 7, 2009 | 12:07 AM
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yeah, but they didnt show him kill the gator.

Did u see survior man where he kills a snake, squishes out its guts, pees in it, carries it around his neck in the desert and then drinks it later? omfg.
 
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Old Feb 7, 2009 | 12:08 AM
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you see the one where he bit the head off the sneak then killed the alligator and carried it on his back?
no, but hes in the sea right now. so i might in the next 52 min.
 
Old Feb 7, 2009 | 12:09 AM
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She's damaged goods, don't forget I said it. It may take a few days to see it
 
Old Feb 7, 2009 | 12:09 AM
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good ta go

Make sure she doesnt have the clap or anything like that. And ask her if its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Hahahaha my friend gave me a test to tell if she was a real girl enough, and sure enough she is. The test is you ask her for nude pics, if she gets offended shes a real girl, if not shes some 50 year old dude.
 
Old Feb 7, 2009 | 12:11 AM
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Hahahaha my friend gave me a test to tell if she was a real girl enough, and sure enough she is. The test is you ask her for nude pics, if she gets offended shes a real girl, if not shes some 50 year old dude.
Or the man isnt ready to pull out and show you his dong until you meet in person.
 
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She's damaged goods, don't forget I said it. It may take a few days to see it
true that, my friend in the navy meets females online and i hear nothing but crazy stories.
 
Old Feb 7, 2009 | 12:13 AM
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Or the man isnt ready to pull out and show you his dong until you meet in person.

I say my theory is most likely. You'll be going for a helicopter ride.
 
Old Feb 7, 2009 | 12:14 AM
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helicopter ride? sweet i've never been in one of those before.
 



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