The Old Official OFF-TOPIC Thread Is Done
so my friend just recently became born again mormon so last night he was our DD, and bout 230 we leave the bar and a cop car follows us to our car, we start driving to tacobell and when we pull in cop pulls us over and he says my friend needs to get out for a soberity test, and all i remember saying is "hes mormon, if you want someone to fail a drunk test, test me." cop didnt find that funny so once he finds out my friends sober he says you need to shut your friend up. but what i heard was you need to shut your fat friend up. over all good 22


