I installed 10 subwoofers running at 6 billion watts RMS.The force that they apply backwards (away from moving direction of the car) gives me an extra +100mph added onto however fast I'm going.

 

ok pyaarawala.... thats just silly..... you would have a hover car not a fast car ^_-

 

The top ten ways to add horsepower without much money:

10) Add Stickers, lots of Stickers

9) Oversized Rims do wonders!

8) Passengers are exponential power increase, take a car with 100HP add 4 people you've got 400!

7) Nitrogen In the tires, adds plenty of power!

6) Window Tint

5) Pin Stripe down the side

4) Racing Stripes Down the Middle

3) Spray paint everything you can in the engine bay, be sure you buy the cheapest stuff you can find (check the dollar store!)

2) GIANT Wing, need I say more?

1) Urine in the gas tank, boosts the octane to NOS type levels! Be sure you didn't drink to much the night before or it's going to be scary to drive your car!

Nothing in the world is free....If you really want to add power you're really going to have to spend some money....As a disclaimer if someone actually tries anything I posted in the top 3 you will get results... but not the good kind...

 

i just love this thead!!!!

 

not just any urine mind you, it has to be the urine of a ram, rams urine will libricate you engine while giving you 7000% hp increase

 

I have heard that but I thought that it didn't work unless you mixed sugar with the ram urine then you got the gains, otherwise the urine alone was like a turbonator effect, all sound no gains..... I think it's the chemical reaction of the ram urine, sugar and fuel mixture.....

 

no, rams are a biproduct of when they were experimenting with chuck noris's dna, that is why ram's urine is such a potent fuel aditive, but you cannot use chuck noris's urine because it will eat through the whole car.

 

Since my car has a hard time starting sometimes I add a bowl full of [IMG]local://upfiles/3187/C3DABB6533DC468D9ABB2A48E954A2F2.jpg[/IMG] in the intake and gas tank. It starts right off no problem! I highly recommend it, ecspecially in the colder months!

 

You kidding? I've won countless races using the fastest method of all. Stick the car and neutral and have people push the car from behind. No pain no gain.

 

Actually the real way to win the race is tune your car, set the timing 180 degrees off, they "claim" it will damage your car, but i have found that the pistons impacting the valves produces an amazing gain. The force from the impact transfers back to the crank causing it to rotate even faster so you run through the rpms in about 1 second 4 second car baby!!