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700 HP: Truth, False, or Possible?

Old Jun 14, 2007 | 10:44 AM
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Actually the real way to win the race is tune your car, set the timing 180 degrees off, they "claim" it will damage your car, but i have found that the pistons impacting the valves produces an amazing gain. The force from the impact transfers back to the crank causing it to rotate even faster so you run through the rpms in about 1 second 4 second car baby!!
Holy crap are you for real?? Man I gotta break me some valves.
 
Old Jun 14, 2007 | 10:52 AM
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You kidding? I've won countless races using the fastest method of all. Stick the car and neutral and have people push the car from behind. No pain no gain.
Not to disagree with you but I was told that the key to that working was that you have to use your wife to push it....
 
Old Jun 14, 2007 | 03:30 PM
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don't forget the kids!!!!
 
Old Jun 14, 2007 | 03:32 PM
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or cut a hole through thge floor and run flinstones' style!!!
 
Old Jun 14, 2007 | 06:33 PM
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you guys are crazy. .lol
 
Old Jun 14, 2007 | 06:53 PM
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I have not yet begun to defile myself.... or this thread for that matter....

I was told the other day that Hydrogen is more flammable than gasoline so it only makes sense to drain your fuel tank and fill it with water!
 
Old Jun 14, 2007 | 07:14 PM
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not just any urine mind you, it has to be the urine of a ram, rams urine will libricate you engine while giving you 7000% hp increase
I have heard that but I thought that it didn't work unless you mixed sugar with the ram urine then you got the gains, otherwise the urine alone was like a turbonator effect, all sound no gains..... I think it's the chemical reaction of the ram urine, sugar and fuel mixture.....
I think that Sir_Nasty sounds more like a chemists here than a car mechanic..what do you guys and gals think
 
Old Jun 14, 2007 | 07:17 PM
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I have not yet begun to defile myself.... or this thread for that matter....

I was told the other day that Hydrogen is more flammable than gasoline so it only makes sense to drain your fuel tank and fill it with water!
**Hey Nate, isn't that Hydrogen stuff the chemical that makes the Big Boom ? Me thinks so..so I'm calling you as right on that point for sure...**
 
Old Jun 14, 2007 | 07:22 PM
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Hey...DesertHonda my friend!!!
What do you think about this thread? I know your here reading it , so what's your opinion Sir

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Old Jun 14, 2007 | 10:36 PM
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great thread!!! let's keep it alive!!!!

and, a question....Where do u get Chuck Norris Urine? we can find something to neutralize it's powerness and make it more agressive toward the strength of the engine.... oh, ebay is selling clean air in a tank, so it weights less. we should use it on our cars!
 

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