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Old 10-15-2009, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by hondadude View Post
okay, i got some new deoderant, speed stick.

Directions say; remove cap, push up bottom.



It's a little hard to walk but smells great when i fart ! ! !
tmi.....tmi
 
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:40 PM
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Thumbs up So Your Telling Me You Want Another I See

Well here you are ...another one!

Question. What's a mixed feeling ?

Answer . When you see your mother-in-law backing
off a cliff in your new car.

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Old 10-20-2009, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by wheelbrokerang View Post
well here you are ...another one!

question. What's a mixed feeling ?

answer . When you see your mother-in-law backing
off a cliff in your new car.

wheelbrokerang :d
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:29 AM
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Thank You, Thank You I have at least a dozen or more I can relate too.

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Old 11-20-2009, 06:44 PM
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Talking Hi Ya'll...It's Time For A New One From Me

What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common ?

They Both Like A Tight Seal .

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Old 11-21-2009, 10:28 PM
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LOL! that was a good one...!!!!
 
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Old 12-16-2009, 06:30 PM
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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
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Because he had low elf esteem.
 

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