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Old 10-15-2009, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by hondadude
okay, i got some new deoderant, speed stick.

Directions say; remove cap, push up bottom.



It's a little hard to walk but smells great when i fart ! ! !
tmi.....tmi
 
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Old 10-15-2009, 09:57 PM
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i like that one!
 
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:40 PM
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Well here you are ...another one!

Question. What's a mixed feeling ?

Answer . When you see your mother-in-law backing
off a cliff in your new car.

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Originally Posted by wheelbrokerang
well here you are ...another one!

question. What's a mixed feeling ?

answer . When you see your mother-in-law backing
off a cliff in your new car.

wheelbrokerang :d
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:29 AM
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Thank You, Thank You I have at least a dozen or more I can relate too.

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Old 10-28-2009, 09:34 PM
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LOL, you are funny, enjoy that veryfunnypics.com/pics/gender/imagepages/242.htm
 
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Old 11-20-2009, 06:44 PM
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What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common ?

They Both Like A Tight Seal .

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Old 11-21-2009, 10:28 PM
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LOL! that was a good one...!!!!
 
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:21 PM
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Hello Everybody !!

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job", Harry reply.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
 
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Old 12-16-2009, 06:30 PM
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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
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Because he had low elf esteem.
 

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